Anybody who can do anything in Leicester but make a jumper has got to be a genius

I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud

That Seaman is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror rather than at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that

I can't even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball? He might grab mine