Do I have a gambling problem? I do have a gambling problem, but it's not really a problem because I can afford to gamble.

I figure if I kill the first one, word will get out. (on how he plans to handle his daughter being old enough to date)

If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing.

I don't care what people think. People are stupid.