Rich folks may ride on camels, but it an't so easy for 'em to see out of a needle's eye. That is my comfort, and I hope I knows it.

Buy an annuity cheap, and make your life interesting to yourself and everybody else that watches the speculation.

But charity begins at home, and justice begins next door.

Here's the rule for bargains - 'Do other men, for they would do you.' That's the true business precept.

True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves, and the world around us.

Wisdom is ofttimes nearer when we stoop Than when we soar.

I don't pretend to understand the universe - it's much bigger than I am.