Charles M. Schulz Quotes
Charles M. Schulz shares plain-spoken, funny musings on art and cartooning, great for fans of simple humor.
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It seems beyond the comprehension of people that someone can be born to draw comic strips, but I think I was. My ambition from earliest memory was to produce a daily comic strip.
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A cartoonist is someone who has to draw the same thing day after day without repeating himself.
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I never give my work to somebody else and say, 'What do you think about that?' I just don't trust anybody. If I think it's funny, or if I think it's silly, I send it in anyway because I'm just trying to please myself. I never try to please a certain audience. I think that's disastrous. There's no way in the world you can anticipate what your reader is going to like or dislike.
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If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books-- --but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!
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I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too.
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The only thing I really ever wanted to be was a cartoonist. That's my life. Drawing.
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Never, ever, ever give up.
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There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
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Nobody likes me!" "I wish I could like you, Charlie Brown, but I can't... If I were to like you, it would be admitting that I was lowering my standards! You wouldn't want me to do that, would you? Be reasonable! I have standards that I have set up for liking people, and you just don't meet those standards! It wouldn't be reasonable for me to like you!" "I hate myself for being so unreasonable!
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Life is full of choices, but you never get any!
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Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.
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No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.
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You can't write a term paper before breakfast.
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I think I'll go over and introduce myself to that little red-haired girl. I think I'll introduce myself, and then ask her to come over and sit next to me. I think I'll ask her to sit next to me here, and then I think I'll tell her how much I've always admired her... I think I'll flap my arms, and fly to the moon.
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The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors.
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I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!
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Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.
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Schroeder, do you think I'm beautiful?" "I think you're the most beautiful girl the world has ever known..." "You hate me, don't you?