More from Christopher Moore

  1. You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't. Trust me, I was there. I know.
  2. When the oil of the lamp is used up the wanker shall light his own way to salvation.
  3. If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it. If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and your blood boil. If yo…
  4. Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
  5. You should feel what it is like to pleasure a falcon. You lock talons with her in the sky and do it while you both are falling like meteors…
  6. Your mother eats fungus from the feet of lepers.
  7. Great heroes have Great horniness.
  8. Sin is moist make a mental note.

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