Philadelphia was the first city to foresee the advantages of a Federal constitution and oatmeal as a breakfast food.

The most interesting persons are always those who have nothing special to do: children, nurses, policemen and actors at 11 o'clock in the morning.

Happiness is surely the best teacher of good manners: only the unhappy are churlish in deportment.

Printer's ink has been running a race against gunpowder these many, many years. Ink is handicapped, in a way, because you can blow up a man with gunpowder in h…