'The Joker was Batman's nemesis, but-ironically-his archenemy was Superman, since Superman made Batman entirely moratal and generally nonessential. Nobody likes to admit this, but Batman fucking hated Superman; Superman is the reason Batman became an alcoholic.'

If rain was God crying, I think God was drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus

We all have the potential to fall in love a thousand times in our lifetime. It's easy. The first girl I ever loved was someone I knew in sixth grade. Her name …

Seeing no resolution to my existential recognition of loss, I decide to eat lunch.