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I have seen the future, and it looks a lot like the present.

More from Dan Quisenberry

  1. [My lifetime contract] has options through the year 2020, or until the last Rocky movie is made.
  2. A manager uses a relief pitcher like a six shooter -- he fires until it's empty, then takes the gun and throws it at the villain.
  3. Natural grass is a wonderful thing for little bugs and sinker-ball pitchers.
  4. Our fielders have to catch a lot of balls, or at least deflect them to someone who can.
  5. I found a delivery in my flaw.

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