Quote #2
But this is no time for gaiety. This is a time to get hold of the folks at the Oregon State Highway division and ask them, when they get done cleaning up the beaches, to give us an estimate on the US Capitol.
More from Dave Barry
- Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a…
- Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom a…
- Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been d…
- The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture…
- When I purchase a food item at the supermarket, I can be confident that the label will state how much riboflavin is in it. The United State…
- The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: 'There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words…
- But when it came to eloquence, George [H. W.] Bush was Winston Churchill compared with his vice president, the legendary J. Danforth Quayle…
- A lot of people were very upset, especially people in Palm Beach County, who were saying that they had accidentally voted for Pat Buchanan,…