But this is no time for gaiety. This is a time to get hold of the folks at the Oregon State Highway division and ask them, when they get done cleaning up the beaches, to give us an estimate on the US Capitol.

Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using…

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales…

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

I wish I could say that the Chancellor of the Exchequer had done himself less than justice. Unfortunately, I can only say that I believe he has done himself ju…

...so unpopular, if he became a funeral director people would stop dying

[On Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama] If she gave him one of her cojones, they'd both have two.