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About this quote

What does it mean?
The author uses absurd science to suggest asteroid impacts would be disastrous.
In plain terms
Using funny science, we know an asteroid hitting Earth would be very bad.
What can you take from it?
Some risks are too large to test realistically.

Where it applies

  • news commentary
  • science education
  • disaster prep

Putting it to work

  • writing satire
  • explaining science
  • discussing risks

Questions to consider

  • How do we prepare for untestable disasters?
  • What makes bad news funny?

Another view

The analogy oversimplifies actual geological and astronomical risks.

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