More from Dave Chappelle

  1. I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time, one of the best singers and one of the best lookin' motherfuckers you ever seen. Hold my …
  2. What did the five fingers say to the face?... SLAP!!! [as he slaps Charlie Murphy across the face] Cold blooded... BANG BANG! I'm Rick Jame…
  3. I'll be back ya black motherfucker. Wide nose havin' motherfuckers! They shoulda never gave you niggas money! You don't appreciate shit! Yo…
  4. [while stomping dirty shoes on a suede couch] Fuck yo couch nigga'! Buy another one you rich muthafucka! Fuck yo' couch nigga! Fuck yo' cou…
  5. Come here, darkness.
  6. I'm Rick James, bitch!
  7. Brother darknesses! Look everyone darkness is spreading.
  8. Dave Chappelle: 'Hey you, what's all this chocolate on your face, motherfucker?'

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