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Diddy: If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time.

Dave Chappelle#89

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About this quote

What does it mean?
Imagines a leisure-filled life full of hobbies and fun.
In plain terms
I would spend my days doing whatever I enjoy.
What can you take from it?
People crave time to enjoy simple pleasures.

Where it applies

  • interview
  • comedy monologue
  • daydreaming

Putting it to work

  • enjoy hobbies
  • prioritize leisure
  • imagine ideal life

Questions to consider

  • What would you do if you had free time?
  • How important is freedom to you?

Another view

Real life often requires responsibility and work.

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