I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out.

I patterned myself after this woman that was the town tramp back home. She had blond hair and high heels and red fingernails and lips, and to me she was like w…

If I hadn't had them, I would have had some made.

I look just like the girls next door: if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.