People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

Lots of women buy just as many wigs and makeup things as I do: They just don't wear them all at the same time.