'Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.' (Marvin)

'It's funny how just when you think life just can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.' (Marvin)

There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced …

'What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't bee…