The Great Zaganza said: 'You are very fat and stupid and persistently wear a ridiculous hat which you should be ashamed of.'

It was a couple of days before Kate Schechter became aware of any of these things, or indeed of anything at all in the outside world. She passed the time quiet…

Yes, it was an act of God. But which God?

'A suffusion of yellow.' (A calculator's response to the question of any math problem with an answer larger than four.)