Here the man in blue crimplene accosted us once more but we patiently explained to him that he could fuck off.

I don't like the idea of missionaries. In fact the whole business fills me with fear and alarm. I don't believe in God, or at least not in the one we've invent…

(..) I say roughly, because the gorillas are not yet sufficiently advanced in evolutionary terms to have discovered the benefits of passports, currency declara…

The great thing about being the only species that makes a distinction between right and wrong is that we can make up the rules for ourselves as we go along.