The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place.

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet.

I first saw this program in the same week that evidence was discovered of life on Mars. This is more exciting.

[The World Wide Web is] the only thing I know of whose shortened form - www - takes three times longer to say than what it's short for.