Getting a movie made in Hollywood is like trying to grill a steak by having a succession of people coming into the room and breathing on it.

If you've never visited or spent time in Santa Fe, New Mexico, then let me say this: you're a complete idiot. I was myself a complete idiot till about a year a…

'Life, is like a grapefruit. [...]it's orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people…

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so. (Ford Prefect)