Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

Television has changed the American child from an irresistible force into an immovable object.

When you see yourself quoted in print and you're sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.

A bureaucracy always tends to become a pedantocracy.

'The thing is nowadays, you'll have 20 men working, yet 60 men telling them 'You can't do that, you ain't got a tin hat on''.

Truscott: How dare you involve me in a situation for which no memo has been issued.