It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend.

You have mosquitos. I have the Press.

Speaking to a driving instructor in Scotland, he asked: 'How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?'[1]

The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.

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