You were playing your instruments, weren't you? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats? (2002)

Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car - we often see it when driving to Windsor Castle. (2001)

If you travel as much as we do you appreciate how much more comfortable aircraft have become. Unless you travel in something called economy class, which sounds…

Oh! You are the people ruining the rivers and the environment. (1999)

Now I lay me down to sleep Knowing that your lenses peep Now I eat my daily bread And into the tape spool I'll be fed

A security cam is one small part of a much larger universe of cams. The much larger effect, socially, politically and economically, is going to come from a muc…

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.