13 Edwin W. Edwards Quotes
Edwin W. Edwards mixes sly political jokes with sharp power commentary.
Edwin W. Edwards quotes
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The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.
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If we don't get Dave Treen out of office, there won't be anything left to steal.
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Reporter: What will it take to beat Duke decisively? Edwards: For me to stay alive.
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I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.
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I did not do anything wrong as a governor. Even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.
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I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen.
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Let the bastards freeze in the dark.
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People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true. I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors.
The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.
Up with skirts, down with pants!'
Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.
“The only way I won't be re-elected is if I were found in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.”
The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy