Quote #15

Extortion, snortin, supportin abortion, pathological liar, blowin shit out of proportion, the looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic, impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict, half animal, half man, dumpin your dead body inside of a fuckin trash can, with more holes than an Afghan

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  1. You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album.
  2. My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic (Hi Marshall), I have a disease and they don't know what to call it
  3. I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer, cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer
  4. Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials
  5. Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit, cause they think that I'm a motherfucking Beastie Boy.
  6. They threw me out the Ramada Inn, I said it wasn't me, I got a twin. 'Oh my god it's you, not again!'
  7. I just remembered that I'm absent minded... wait, I mean I lost my mind, I can't find it.
  8. Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick - Dan dan dan dan dan dan, go go Gadget dick!

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