Quote #3

My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight, but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate.

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  1. Don't do drugs.
  2. There's a place called heaven and a place called hell, a place called prison and a place called jail, and da-da's probably on his way to al…
  3. 'My pen and paper causes a chain reaction, to get your brain relaxing'
  4. You beef with me, I'm gonna even the score equally - take you on Jerry Springer, and beat your ass legally.
  5. So if I said I never did drugs, that would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the president does.'
  6. Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink. Jump behind the wheel like it was still legal!
  7. My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
  8. Mother... are you there... I love you... I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel.

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