Quote #48

A lot of people ask me stupid fuckin' questions. A lot of people think that what I say on records, or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life, or that I believe in it, or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that I'm actually gonna do it, or that I believe in it... well, shit, if you believe that, then I'll kill you.

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  1. I light a candle and place it up on the mantle, grab a knife by the blade and stab you with the fuckin' handle!
  2. So as I got older and I got a lot taller, my dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger.
  3. We don't do drive-bys, we park in front of houses and shoot, and when the police come, we fuckin' shoot it out with them too!
  4. If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts, tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck.
  5. You hear this finger? Oh it's upside down, here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now.
  6. Whoops I did it again didn't I, my shit's harder to figure out than what Britney's tit size is.
  7. You better get rid of that nine, it ain't gonna help, what good is it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?
  8. I'm just playin' America. You know I love you.

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