You never find an Englishman among the underdogs - except in England, of course.

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.

Please bear in mind throughout that IT IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY.

Aesthetic value is often the by-product of the artist striving to do something else.

It is, I think, an indisputable fact that Americans are, as Americans, the most self-conscious people in the world, and the most addicted to the belief that th…

Such is the patriot's boast, where'er we roam, His first, best country ever is, at home.

Amid the seeming confusion of our mysterious world, individuals are so nicely adjusted to a system, and systems to one another and to a whole, that, by steppin…