You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.

They call you the Mafiosi of the Mash, the Boss of Booze!

And now the end is near And so I face the final curtain, I'll state my case of which I'm certain. I've lived a life that's full, I traveled each and ev'ry high…

They call you the count of Courvoisier!