I'm probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do.

I don't give a fuck if they remember me at all.

I'll tell you what classical music is - for those of you who don't know. Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time a…

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice - there are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.