Government is the Entertainment Division of the military-industrial complex.

We're involved in sort of a low key war against apathy. Most of what we do is designed to annoy people to the point where they might just for a second question…

A lot of things wrong with society today are directly attributable to the fact that the people who make the laws are sexually maladjusted.

The man in the White House ... He's got a conscience as black as sin! There's just one thing I wanna know - How'd that asshole ever manage to get in?'