Quote #85

I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?

More from Frank Zappa

  1. You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped crea…
  2. All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.
  3. Music is the most physically inspiring of all the Arts.
  4. Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
  5. There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.
  6. Modern music is a sick puppy.
  7. If people stop copying my music, I should start to worry.
  8. The disgusting stink of a too loud electric guitar; now that's my idea of a good time.

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