More from Frank Zappa

  1. Consider for a moment the beauty of the name 'Ralph'.
  2. People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names'. But the fact is that no matter what first names I might hav…
  3. So, when Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, if you go for all these fairy tales, that 'evil' woman convinced the man to eat the apple…
  4. My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
  5. Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see, which has people in it who believe in a…
  6. Tax the FUCK out of the churches!
  7. The other factor that people forget about the southern region is the amount of inter-marriage that has already occurred there, and so there…
  8. Children are naive - they trust everyone. School is bad enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a church, you're asking…

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