'Shoujo manga has helped me with so many problems. All I need to do is read until I find a similar situation and it will tell me everything I need to know.'

'You vomited, I took that for a 'yes'.'

Pirogoeth: 'Please don't wave dead things in my face, or I'll hurt you.'

Kimiko: 'I've been a klutz all evening. I don't know what's wrong with me.' Megumi: 'That's easy. You're a little 'unbalanced'.' 'Aaaaagh!!!! Oh my god how emb…