Quote #30

'Shoujo manga has helped me with so many problems. All I need to do is read until I find a similar situation and it will tell me everything I need to know.'

More from Fred Gallagher

  1. 'You vomited, I took that for a 'yes'.'
  2. Pirogoeth: 'Please don't wave dead things in my face, or I'll hurt you.'
  3. Kimiko: 'I've been a klutz all evening. I don't know what's wrong with me.' Megumi: 'That's easy. You're a little 'unbalanced'.' 'Aaaaagh!!…
  4. 'Even when they have digital readouts, I can't understand them.'
  5. 'There are many kinds of wounds. But to take damage from someone you trust:Betrayal is the deepest wound of all.'
  6. ''I wish I was never born' is too expensive for my budget, but I think I can swing this.'
  7. As Endgames Largo, having discovered a go-kart: 'Wow, we don't even have to worry about fuel! It runs on fruit!'
  8. 'I don't get it. What is it about a school uniform that turns fanboys like you into drooling morons?'

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