'Your actions constitute severe violations of many local ordinances and national laws... Not to mention several international treaties and the Android Rights Act of 1978. Ever consider a career in cataclysm management? Lemme buy you a beer.'

'Two jail breaks, unauthorized Rent-A-Zilla usage, operating a Zilla without a license, deploying an opposing force without a permit, deployment of defensive w…

'Please flee in terror in an orderly manner!'

'Sometimes you just gotta go with whatya got! Pathetic people need love too!'