Two plus two equals five is not without its attractions.

When: in the course of all these thousands of years has man ever acted in accordance with his own interests?

Yes - you, you alone must pay for everything because you turned up like this, because I'm a scoundrel, because I'm the nastiest, most ridiculous, pettiest, stu…

The best definition of man is: a being that goes on two legs and is ungrateful.