Quote #9

It's been a quiet week in Lake Wobegon, my home town, out on the edge of the prairie...

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  1. If the government can round up someone and never be required to explain why, then it's no longer the United States of America as you and I …
  2. That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.
  3. None of the men and women who voted for this bill has any right to speak in public about the rule of law anymore, or to take a high moral v…
  4. Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.
  5. Jesus said the meek would inherit the earth, but so far all we've gotten is Minnesota and North Dakota.
  6. A book is a gift you can open again and again.
  7. To the cheater, there is no such thing as honesty, and to Republicans the idea of serving the public good is counterfeit on the face of it …
  8. A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

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