If countries were named after the words you first hear when you go there, England would have to be called Damn It.

The most heated defenders of a science, who cannot endure the slightest sneer at it, are commonly those who have not made very much progress in it and are secr…

If you are going to build something in the air it is always better to build castles than houses of cards.

If it is permissible to write plays that are not intended to be seen, I should like to see who can prevent me from writing a book no one can read.

I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.

One of the most unfortunate things about being an unfit Englishman cycling long distances in France is the number of signs that yell 'PAIN' down every high str…

The English can laugh and at the same time strike you down, without the least compunction. It is the secret of their success as a nation.