Quote #167
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ow-ow-oo-oo!!! I ain't dirty: I washed me face and hands afore I come, I did!
More from George Bernard Shaw
- He ain't a copper just look at 'is boots!
- Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.
- The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.
- What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn't come every day.
- It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other Englishman hate or despise him.
- I wouldn't have ate it, only I'm too lady-like to take it out of my mouth.
- Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
- I don't want to talk grammar, I want to talk like a lady.