Youth is such a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.[1]

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.[1]

Shaw: Am reserving two seats for my show. Come bring a friend - if you have one.

We have established what you are, madam. We are now merely haggling over the price.

My child arrived just the other day, He came to the world in the usual way. But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay. He learned to walk while I was aw…

His golden locks time hath to silver turned; O time too swift! O swiftness never ceasing! His youth 'gainst time and age hath ever spurned, But spurned in vain…

You know, many a man realizes late in life that if when he was a boy he had known what he knows now, instead of being what he is he might be what he won't; but…