Fuck rational thinking.

Fuck soccer moms.

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.

The status quo always sucks.

The long concatenations of simple and easy reasoning which geometricians use in achieving their most difficult demonstrations gave me occasion to imagine that …

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced.

Logic, n. The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.