I know all beyond High Park's a desert to you.

Writing, madam, is a mechanic part of wit. A gentleman should never go beyond a song or a billet.

When love grows diseased, the best thing we can do is to put it to a violent death. I cannot endure the torture of a lingering and consumptive passion.

Next to the coming to a good understanding with a new mistress, I love a quarrel with an old one.

I had been six years at sea, but had only seen Melbourne and Sydney, very good places, charming places in their way - but Bankok!

I am in love with Montana. For other states I have admiration, respect, recognition, even some affection, but with Montana it is love.

I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.