The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.

Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much.

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.

I've searched all the parks in all the cities And found no statues of committees.

To a gentleman, who, at the close of a fierce dispute with Porson, exclaimed, 'My opinion of you is most contemptible, Sir'; he retorted, 'I never knew an opin…

Picket lines and picket signs Don't punish me with brutality Talk to me, so you can see Oh, what's going on What's going on.

What do you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing, he's already been told twice.