Glenn Beck Quotes

Glenn Beck delivers blunt, funny, argumentative takes on politics, media and ethics that feel like a heated rant.

63 quotes

1. 'Can you let your son's body become the same temperature as your son's penis before you turn this into a political campaign against the president? Could you do that?'

2. 'I find this guy [father of Michael Berg] despicable. Everything in me says that sluts are to be a better people today than I was yesterday says he's a dad, he's grieving, but I don't buy that. I'm sorry, I don't buy it. I think he is grieving, but I think he's a scumbag as well. I don't like this guy at all.' [1][2]

3. 'Would you kill someone for that?...I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore...I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it,...No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out. Is this wrong? I stopped wearing my What Would Jesus -- band -- Do, and I've lost all sense of right and wrong now. I used to be able to say, 'Yeah, I'd kill Michael Moore,' and then I'd see the little band: What Would Jesus Do? And then I'd realize, 'Oh, you wouldn't kill Michael Moore. Or at least you wouldn't choke him to death.' And you know, well, I'm not sure.' Note: This is viewed by most as humor. [1]

4. 'Cindy Sheehan is a tragedy slut.'

5. During his February 8, 2006 show, Beck repeatedly referred to former U.S. President Jimmy Carter as 'a waste of skin', adding that North Korean leader Kim Jong Il was not a bigger waste of skin because '[a]t least evil is using that skin.' [3]

6. 'I am a conservative, but I am not a zombie.'

7. 'Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.'

8. 'You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one -- I can`t speak for you, but I`m on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.'

9. 'Political Correctness doesn't change us, it shuts us up.'

10. 'Whoa... don't go all Kramer on me!'

11. 'Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!'[2]

12. 'With that being said, you are a Democrat. You are saying, 'Let`s cut and run.' And I have to tell you, I have been nervous about this interview with you, because what I feel like saying is, 'Sir, prove to me that you are not working with our enemies. And I know you're not. I'm not accusing you of being an enemy, but that's the way I feel, and I think a lot of Americans will feel that way.'[3]

13. 'Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization. The goal is global carbon tax.:You need to have fear. You needed to have the fear of starvation. You needed to have the fear of the whole place going to hell in a handbasket. Which--do we have that fear now with global warming?:Then you have to discredit the scientists that say 'That's not right.' And you must silence all dissenting voices. That's what Hitler did. That's what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global warming bandwagon [are doing].'[4]

14. The hottest year in global history was 1934.

15. 'You pinhead. You think we would actually be sitting here and saying 'well, look at the way she was dressed?' If she were Joan McCain, stop it. You self-centered self-righteous socialist out of control dangerous man-hating bitch. Shut your mouth. We might have bought into this crap in the 1960s because too many people were doing LSD. We're not on LSD anymore -- we need to start making sense.'

16. 'We believe that while America may have made mistakes in the past with our foreign policy, no policy warrants an act of terror on any country's civilian population. We believe that America is justified in a military response on any country found to support international terrorism.'

17. 'In a lot of ways, I'm just an average Joe. But on radio, I can take listeners to places they haven't seen, to times that are lost. And I've only begun to scratch the surface.'

18. 'I wave the flag for the principles of our nation: that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights and that among those rights are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Our principles and our potential: That's why I wave the flag.'

19. 'When all is said and done, America will understand that Michael Moore smells like pancakes.'

20. [Martini music plays in background]'I know what you're saying <insert female caller's name here>, but I am a happily married man.'

21. 'The world is so complicated... I'M TIRED, I WANNA CUPCAKE!'

22. We are losing our National Sovereignty to the world, and we are losing our Personal Sovereignty to the state.

23. [The] ACLU and Jesus... They don't get along.

24. 'Hello, ya sick, twisted freak(s).'

25. 'I'm not a <INSERT PROFESSION HERE>, but I'm a thinker...'

26. 'It's not that Good News doesn't sell. It's that Good News doesn't sell some people's agendas.'

27. 'Get off my phone you sick freak!'

28. 'What do I know? I'm a recovering alcoholic DJ.'

29. 'Chicks dig me. It's a cross I bear.'

30. 'Awwwwwwwwwwww yeah.'

31. 'It's not about left and right, it's about right and wrong.'

32. 'Let's call a spade a spade.'

33. '...Not so much.'

34. 'Political correctness is going to be the death of us.'

35. 'It makes blood shoot out of my eyes.'

36. We can't afford any president to fail.

37. The president should not be able to make me or you ever worried about what's going to happen in our personal life.

38. I was one of the hardest-hitting conservatives on George W. Bush. Republicans didn't like me on George W. Bush. Republicans still don't like me on many things. If any Republican thinks I've been hard on Mitt Romney or Newt Gingrich or any of these guys, wait until Mitt Romney gets into office. I'll hold his feet to the fire just as much.

39. I have no problem if you want to be a socialist. But for those people who are in the middle, you know, I don't know if you're really welcome in the Democratic Party, and I don't even know who the Republican Party is anymore. I have absolutely no idea.

40. Always remember where we come from, how we got here, and Who led us into the warmth of the sunshine.

41. Music is the language of the heart, and conservatives always screw it up.

42. I am going to take something I learned over in Israel. Their Independence Day is preceded the 24 hours before with Memorial Day, so it gives them a chance to serve and reflect and then celebrate. I am going to try to start that tradition here in America.

43. [Tyler Perry] has the luxury of not doing the political stuff, which is really where I want to be as a company.

44. You can’t convince me that the Founding Fathers wouldn’t allow you to secede.

45. This president (Barack Obama) I think has exposed himself over and over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture . . . I’m not saying he doesn't like white people, I’m saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist.

46. Donald Trump is many things, but I don't think he's a racist.

47. I don't agree with the Black Lives Matter organizers. They are stated as anti-capitalists. And it's much more than just the police to them. It's about changing society entirely.

48. For a lot of people, me included, abortion is murder. And it just becomes clearer and clearer the closer you get to birth. I mean, it's just so - I think if you had a womb with a window, it would never happen.

49. Because others have let us down, it is now our duty to face the hard truths and do the right thing--no matter the personal cost.

50. Nobody wants to say that the man [Obama] is a Marxist. Okay, so he's not a Marxist. He's a progressive! This is semantics.

51. We all have our inner demons.

52. Following the herd is fine, until they all run off the side of a cliff together.

53. When did it something of shame or ridicule to be a self-made man in America?

54. I think that's somewhat of what the left is feeling now - that maybe I'm alone, and they're not. There are millions of us on the right that feel the same way.

55. What's the difference between a communist or socialist and a progressive? Revolution or evolution? One requires a gun and the other eats away slowly.

56. We are redeemed one man at a time. There is no family pass ticket or park hopping pass to life. One ticket - one at a time. Man doesn't vanquish hatred or bigotry. The target keeps moving. From the blacks to the Irish; atheists to Christians. But as always there are a few leaders: Ben Franklin, John Quincy Adams, Harriet Beecher Stowe, Abraham Lincoln, Fredrick Douglas, Booker T Washington, Ghandi and Martin Luther King. They know that the march toward freedom never ends, man must be ever vigilant and pray less with his lips and more with his legs.

57. In my view, the right to bear arms is in the Constitution for three main reasons: self-protection, community protection, and protection from tyrrany.

58. Not a single time have we gotten a right from Congress or from the President. We get them from God.

59. I don't feel comfortable voting for Donald Trump.

60. You have three people in the White House that are in love with eugenics or whatever it is you would call it today.

61. I wasn't just pro-choice, I was pro-everything, until I started taking everything off the table and began looking at things and asking if this view was consistent with that view.

62. I'm not interested in breaking news. I'm interested in telling the story of what's going on and then trying to figure it out.

63. Timothy McVeigh was a coward. Violence is the stupid way out. It'll discredit any real legitmate movement.