Quote #139
Recognising the number 13 is a sign that you have been to school.
More from Groucho Marx
- Throwing salt over the shoulder is likely to give the impression that the man who throws the salt has dandruff.
- Finding a four leaf clover is a sign that you have been down on your hands and knees.
- Singing before breakfast is a forewarning of a fight with a neighbour- if the neighbour is trying to sleep late.
- To get out of bed on the wrong side probably means that you had had too much the night before.
- Shaking hands across the table means that two parties are lazy.
- To carry a rabbit's foot is a sign that you are a good shot- or have a friend that is.
- Thirteen at a table is unlucky when the hostess has only twelve chops.
- When three men get a light off one match it is indicative of the fact that they have only one match or are Scotsmen.