Quote #84
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
More from Groucho Marx
- In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
- It looks as if Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
- If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
- Marriage is a wonderful institution ... but who wants to live in an institution?
- If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
- Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
- If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me.
- Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.