Dreams are like low budget British films in that they're generally badly plotted, packed with gratuitous sex and violence and very sloppily edited. Plus, on average, one person sees them.

To say something memorable before you die you either have to say something memorable and then completely shut up until you die or you have to say something mem…

Flirting is vertical foreplay.

Singing is what you do when you want to make a noise but haven't got anything much to say.

Into a slumber then I fell, When fond imagination Seemed to see, but could not tell Her feature or her fashion.

What outcries pluck me from my naked bed And chill my throbbing heart with trembling fear.

The repose of sleep refreshes only the body. It rarely sets the soul at rest. The repose of the night does not belong to us. It is not the possession of our be…