Quote #50
Remorse - Regret that one waited so long to do it.
More from H. L. Mencken
- Platitude - An idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.
- Self-respect - The secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious.
- A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
- Truth - Something somehow discreditable to someone.
- An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
- We are here and it is now: further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine.
- Immorality is the morality of those who are having a better time. You will never convince the average farmer's mare that the late Maud S. w…
- Historian - An unsuccessful novelist.