Judge - A law student who marks his own examination-papers.

The theory seems to be that so long as a man is a failure he is one of God's chillun, but that as soon as he has any luck he owes it to the Devil.

Jury - A group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their hearing, health and business engagements, have failed to fool him.

Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage.