Quote #67
Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married, too.
More from H. L. Mencken
- A man may be a fool and not know it - but not if he is married.
- Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
- Misogynist - A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
- In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for. As for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
- Wealth - Any income that is at least $100 more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.
- Theology - An effort to explain the unknowable by putting it into terms of the not worth knowing.
- Jealousy is the theory that some other fellow has just as little taste.
- Creator - A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.