Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist drivel; Star Trek can turn your brains to puree of bat guano; and the greatest science fiction series of all time is Doctor Who! And I'll take you all on, one-by-one or all in a bunch to back it up!

Everybody has opinions: I have them, you have them. And we are all told from the moment we open our eyes, that everyone is entitled to his or her opinion. Well…

For a brief time, I was here; and, for a brief time, I mattered.

That's [a] good question. More than likely it will never be answered to your complete satisfaction. But then, how many questions ever are?